Shot His Load

"Ok Buster, clean that up right now. And I mean with. your. tongue!"

Getting Acquainted

"Now don't you boys tell my son about this."

Who Needs the Beach?

She can find plenty to do away from the crowds.  All she needs is one two three people to keep her amused all day.

A Bird in the Hand.... is Nice

"You have a fabulous dick, Chachi!"

The Popular Neighborhood Mom

"Oh, hi hon!  I didn't expect you home for hours."

"I'll start dinner soon."